So what is this book about? It's about a Pirate Penguin named Pirate Penguin and a Ninja Chicken who isn't (ninjas are too sneaky to let you know their real names. Hint: It isn't Harold.) They are the bestest of friends and also the worstest of enemies all at the same time (just like in real life! Only more cartoony of course.) I think you'll like this book, there are about a bajillion jokes inside, and it's filled with action, adventure and arguments. Sometimes the stories are really teeny, about stuff like ice cream or origami, and sometimes the story gets really epic-tastic, filled with spaceships and giant monsters and evil koalas and stuff (just like real life!). Plus, being about pirates, there are at least 17 swordfights (that's the rule with pirates). You'll just have to go ahead and read it to see if you like it, I've run out of back cover room to convince you how awesome it is anyway. (How awesome? SO AWESOME!) -- a 96-page full color hardcover graphic novel, 6.5" x 8.5"
100 pages, only $9.95!

Chomp! Nothing worse than sitting down to a big pile of sugary deliciousness, and having it take a bite out of you. Or is there?
This comic collection is chock full of penguins, dinosaurs, cowboys, super heroes, pastries, and even some owls trying to take over the world! (as owls so often do.) Don't worry though, their evil piranha are broken, they're really just goldfish with plastic vampire fangs.
Or are they?
And just where do the pancakes fit in?You will just have to read and find out!

This book is filled with Comedy and Mayhem, Adventure and Maple Syrup. Yum!

100 pages, only $9.95!

6-8 inches tall, Soft and snuggly, but also perfect for fighting. Pirate Penguin comes complete with eyepatch, fear inspiring hat, cloth hook hand, and shiney soft sword. Ninja Chicken needs no weapons, his fingers are deadly enough. He is very sneaky. Pirate penguin is very fond of Sardine Frappuccinos. Ninja Chicken would not say no to a nice Wasabi Smoothie.