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Pirate Penguin & Ninja Chicken Plush Toys
$15 each! both for $28

6-8 inches tall, Soft and snuggly, but also perfect for fighting. Pirate Penguin comes complete with eyepatch, fear inspiring hat, cloth hook hand, and shiney soft sword. Ninja Chicken needs no weapons, his fingers are deadly enough. He is very sneaky. Pirate penguin is very fond of Sardine Frappuccinos. Ninja Chicken would not say no to a nice Wasabi Smoothie.

Plush Toys
ALL FOUR BOOK COMBO -- Individually $46.80 --Together $40.00!
Autographed and everything for nearly half off! Boy am I generous! Now's your chance, for $40 you'll be getting about $317.43 worth of hilarity!

Another Dirt Sandwich + Liberty & Mustard Combo Bargain
Normally $27.90, Now:
$22.95!

Best quality100% cotton preshrunk sand colored tshirt. Red & yellow print
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YARG! Book +YARG! Shirt Combo Bargain
Normally $26.90, Now:
$18.95!

Best quality100% cotton preshrunk black tshirt. Available in black only. Design is white and gold screenprint.
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Mellville Beany
Head covering made with 100% Awesome. One Size fits all stretchable. Mellville direct embroidery.
$8.95!

Cupackes of Doom!
$12.95!

Almost out of stock tshirt SUPER DUPER OH MY GOSH BARGAIN
Normally 12.95
$6.95 each!

for a tshirt? Are you kidding!?Nope! I just hope I have your size!
Everybody Falling Down
Heavyweight 100% cotton preshrunk tee. Available in White only. Click image for larger picture.
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