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|Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken
So what is this book about? It's about a Pirate Penguin named Pirate Penguin and a Ninja Chicken who isn't (ninjas are too sneaky to let you know their real names. Hint: It isn't Harold.) They are the bestest of friends and also the worstest of enemies all at the same time (just like in real life! Only more cartoony of course.) I think you'll like this book, there are about a bajillion jokes inside, and it's filled with action, adventure and arguments. Sometimes the stories are really teeny, about stuff like ice cream or origami, and sometimes the story gets really epic-tastic, filled with spaceships and giant monsters and evil koalas and stuff (just like real life!). Plus, being about pirates, there are at least 17 swordfights (that's the rule with pirates). You'll just have to go ahead and read it to see if you like it, I've run out of back cover room to convince you how awesome it is anyway. (How awesome? SO AWESOME!) -- a 96-page full color hardcover graphic novel, 6.5" x 8.5"
|ALL FIVE BOOK COMBO --
Individually $62.87,All Together
Autographed and everything for nearly half off! Boy am I generous! Now's your chance, for $45 you'll be getting about $317.43 worth of hilarity! Includes 'A Cheese Related Mishap' 'YARG!' 'Another Dirt Sandwich' 'Cupcakes of Doom!' and 'Piranha Pancakes. Books are available individually on the 'Books' page.
|LOOKIT! Vol. 3 Piranha Pancakes
Chomp! Nothing worse than sitting down to a big pile of sugary deliciousness, and having it take a bite out of you. Or is there?
This book is filled with Comedy and Mayhem, Adventure and Maple Syrup. Yum!
Click here to read a couple sample pages
|Cupcakes of DOOM!
It's showdown time, Our Heroic-ish Pirates versus Those Lousy Vikings to decide the fate of a kingdom! The weapon of choice? BAKED GOODS! Deliciously-Evil Viking Pie has taken over as the peoples' flavorite, leaving the home-made Pirate Cookies in the dust. Captain Scurvybeard, YoHo Joseph, Peglegless Pete, Lester, (and some other pirates with less goofy names) must embark on a quest to find the ultimate pastry: The Long Lost CUPCAKES OF DOOM!
As you'd expect, there are sword fights aplenty, parrots, penguins, sea serpents, a treasure hunt or two, and all sorts of other piratey shenanigans. The whole thing gets a bit silly, just the way you like it. Giggling is Guaranteed (unless you’re a curmudgeon). YARG!
Full Color, 100 pages, only $12.95!
|Another Dirt Sandwich
Some Rambling and Hilarious Exploits of Tbyrd Fearlessness
Feeling a bit peckish? Try Another Dirt Sandwich! It's a graphic novel of the humorous persuasion with all the fixin's: Swindling! Mustard! Birds wearing hats! It's just chock full of cartoony goodness. This book chronicles the ramblings adventures of inept ostrich con-man Tbyrd Fearlessness, and his gullible rube-turned-sidekick Hopalong Cassowary in their search for fame and fortune, or at least lunch.
A must read for kids and kids at heart. If you like silly, then giggling is guaranteed. If you eat only one book this year, make it this one. Chomp. Mmm! You can barely taste the gravel.
Full Color, 100 pages, only $12.95!
|Lookit! Comedy & Mayhem Series Book 2
Adventure! Humor! Silly hats! Fresh from their Cheese-Related Mishap (Actually, it's gone a bit stale, someone oughta clean that up) returns Mellville the penguin and a cast of several. This time, some pirates are cranky over the cancellation of Pirate Wednesday, their only opportunity to sell Pirate-Cookies, and decide to over-throw the kingdom. If they were in charge, it could be Pirate Wednesday every day, and the people would love it whether they loved it or not! Can Vice-Penguin Mellville save the day? What's that? He's busy? Oh. Well, I'm sure someone will save it.
Interspersed are such stories as Captain Cautious, the timid super hero in "The Tofu-Kungfu Snafu"
Full Color, 100 pages, only $11.95!
|Lookit! Comedy & Mayhem Series book 1
A Cheese Related Mishap
Action! Adventure! Penguins! This all new concoction is just one big wad of humor. Held together by dueling narrators, this volume features Mellville the penguin and a cast of several, in a race to save exploding cheese from the vast hordes of chicken ninjas! (Well, not that vast. There’s like, 5 of them.) But wait! There’s more! Interspersed are stories of Captain Cautious, the timid super hero, and Tbyrd Fearlessness, the inept outlaw and his search for fame, glory or possibly lunch.
So if you like a good old fashioned story with plenty of ice machine repair and lobster infestation, this is the book for you. -Guaranteed 100% Comedy & Mayhem.
Black and White, 100 pages, only $8.95!
|The Counterfeit Miracle
By Ray Friesen
A 24 page downloadable ebook for silly and clever people of all ages, chock full of Robots, Toothpaste, and Holiday Cheer.
Just pay, download, and enjoy! Print it out, or look at it on the screen of your choice, I don't even care!
Don't Eat Any Bugs Productions, Publishers of Humorous Things, are pleased to have published "Curse of the Masking Tape Mummy" - volume three in the collected editions of cartoonist Scott Meyer's web-comic Basic Instructions.
That's right! Scott's thrice-weekly exercise in sarcasm and schadenfreude, Basic Instructions, is back, and just as consistently surprising (if that's even possible) as ever! Covering such useful everyday topics as How to Act "Manly", How to Assemble a Mighty Team of Superheroes, How to Prepare for the Apocalypse and even How to Play Video Games "Together", Basic Instructions are your 'all inclusive guide to a life well lived.'
"Basic Instructions is one of the funniest comics on the planet.
That's all you need to know."
-Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert
Coming in at a hefty 150 pages, this mighty volume contains 10% brand new, full color, never before seen bonus content.